DANGEROUS DISASTER
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lord-kitschener:

“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

(via parkingstrange)

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

(Source: brokenimagephotos, via lanadelreigns)

polefiend:

I only wanted to share the photo on the left, because I thought that my stomach was all gross and unflattering in the photo on the right. 

And then I thought, “Wait a minute. I’m holding my entire bodyweight upside down with nothing but my hands. I’m strong and healthy as fuck. This is just my body. I should be proud.” 

So I had to post the flabby stomach one too. 

What can I say? I don’t have a six pack, but that doesn’t mean I’m not a badass. 

(via sparkleweave)

hyuugasaki:

story about a dude that rejected by a hot girl and the movie shows him trying to win her over and at the end it turns out the hot girl is a lesbian and she had a crush on this chubby girl the dude totally rudely rejected earlier and the two super cute girls smooch and the dude cries and no one gives a shit

(Source: pyonkotchi, via mutedlikesunset)

diancie:

beyonseh:

she’s so well mosturized i love it 

This makes me want to wash my face. Actually I’m gonna go do that, brb

(Source: honeybeys, via thottielamottie)

vonlipwig:

vonlipwig:

hey, whatever happened to franz ferdinand?

the band, i mean

not the archduke of austria

i know what happened to the archduke of austria

(via the-siren-of-rapture)

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